But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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