Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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