Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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