I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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