I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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