I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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