I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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