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Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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