There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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