Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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