gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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