Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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