It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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