Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Dear god my vagina.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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