no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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