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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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