He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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