living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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