More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
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The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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