I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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