Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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