It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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