Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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