I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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