Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Randomize
