No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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