i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
this just has baby written all over it
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i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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