So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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