It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Come on in and take your pants off
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