What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Never joke about your clitoris.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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