ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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