My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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