There was a lot of him and a little penis
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
