Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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