so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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