ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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