ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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