Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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