just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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