She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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