Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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