ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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