i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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