can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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