I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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