Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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