do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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