so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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