in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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