we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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