He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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