the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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