So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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