He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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