i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I wish i was in the wii world.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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You need a sexual gate keeper
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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