I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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