Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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